May 2013
sexcake:
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.
rnedia:
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
jacknoir:
“whats up”
“the roof”
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
ostracizedpoodle:
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
cumillionaire:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
Okay, it’s 9:30, I’ll start my homework at 10:00.
… Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is!
freddybenson:
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
vanillish:
Enough about yahoo lets talk about me
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.
urinatings:
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
how does yahoo even have enough money to buy tumblr nobody uses their site
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
bluepikmin:
you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
richwhitelesbian:
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
reading-passion:
Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
inlovewithitalianfood:
you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible
it’s like the tumblr version of...
fuckisonyobiscuit:
“please grab your homework on your way out of class”
donttouchmynewtonballs:
when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up
my music taste goes from ghetto black girl to depressing white girl
charlamagnethagod:
The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
annanicolesmithfanblog:
yes 911 i saw somebody reblog a picture of weed
shieldon:
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
javaddward:
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
